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IT Survey

 
Your IT interests are important to the Village. A short survey has been developed to focus future IT resources, and to gather data for Grants and other funding efforts.  Please take a few minutes and complete the IT Survey by using the quick and easy link below.  If you know members that don’t use computers, please remind them to complete a paper Survey at the VMC.
 
Where For Art Thou, Romeo's?
 
 
Rumors of Romeos' demise are completely unfounded. Meetings will resume in January, with more fun, adventure and cuisine than ever before...

It’s Not Too Early!

 

Village Historian Trish Newbill wants to remind everyone that plans are being formulated for celebrating the TVSD Tenth Anniversary, coming up early in 2018!  Your input is being solicited for ideas on the best way to memorialize this milestone.  Also very useful would be documents, photos and mementos related to the early days of the Village, and testimonials about just what the Village means to you.

 
 Please contact Trish if you have any of the above to offer, or can help her put this project together!

Annual  Holiday Party A Smash Success!
 
For the few of you that did not attend (92 members did make it!), the Holiday Party Committee outdid themselves with another year of fantastic music and dining.  As usual Ace Photographer Mike Rigdon was on the scene, capturing all the fun.  
Click here to see his Party Photos 

The ninth annual’ 

 PK and Candy Walsh

Garage Party

Saturday, 24 December 2016

 From 12:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m.  

 Press button for Candy-PK Party Details

Village Adds New
Board Members!
 
The TVSD Board of Directors is pleased to announce, effective January 1, 2017, the addition of four new board members:  
 
Marilyn Bente, Patty Mudd, Ginny Van Benthuysen, Jeanette Vlassis.
 
Effective 1 January, the TVSD Board will be structured as:
 
Officers:
President                                                           Linda Rees
Vice President - Administration                      Fran Zweibel
Vice President - Fund Development               Janice Trantham
Secretary                                                           Patty Mudd
Treasurer                                                           Mike Rigdon
Community Liaison & Fundraising                  Joyce Muinos
 
Members-At-Large:
Membership                                                       Ginny VanBenthuysen
Volunteers & Neighborhood Groups               Marilyn Bente, Jeanette Vlassis

Co-Founder                                                       Candy Walsh

ANNUAL TVSD DONOR DRIVE

Please consider making a fully tax deductible donation to our Village this Holiday Season!  Your generosity can make a big difference in the coming year;  in the support we can provide, and with the events and activities that can be offered.   Any amount will be welcome.  Donations can be made through January 31, 2017 by cash, check (payable to TVSD), or made online on our TVSD website.
This Button  for general donation information.
Ready to make a Donation on-line?  Yes I'm Ready  

Live Holiday Music at the VMC!

Each Thursday in December, Marti Batchelder will be playing holiday songs on her guitar from 12:30pm to 2:30pm.  Stop by and join the crowd for good old fashioned Holiday Cheer!

The Village Smiles Dept.

Like to contribute to Village Smiles?  Send an email to TVSD92124@gmail.com  We'll see if we can work it into the site!
A VERY BRAVE MAN WROTE THIS... 
  
Son asked his mother the following question: 
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, 
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. 
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?" 

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,  "Son, all household appliances come in white."
 
 
 
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering. 
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 
The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card. 
The eagles club formed an add hawk committee. 
Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak. 
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" 
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line. 
 
 
 
 
 
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always Catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
 
 
 
Murphy goes to his friend Pat and says, "I'm sleeping with the Pastor's wife.  Can you hold him in church for an hour, after services for me." 
 
Pat doesn't like it, but being Murphy's longtime friend, he agrees.

After service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

Finally, the Pastor gets annoyed, and asks Pat what he's really up to.

Pat, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor.  "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." 

The Pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Pat's shoulder, and says, "You better hurry home.  My wife died two years ago."
 
 

 

 
 
 
Two giraffes were in a race. They were neck and neck. 
Are evil wildebeests bad gnus? 
I phoned the zoo but the lion was busy. 
His horse is missing a bit. I got it right from the horse's mouth. 
When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. 
Twelve male sheep with beepers created a ram-page. 
An ailing hamster revived after receiving mouse to mouse resuscitation. 
A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant. 
 
 
 
 
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretchedfull-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.  I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
 
"Now you stay.  Do you hear me?"  "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said...
 
"Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"
 
 
 
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
 
On Aging:
 
Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love
to hear them say "you don't look that old."

The older we get, the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!  I want people to know why
I look this way.
I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved!
 
 
 
 
Can’t quite remember one of our shamelessly
plagiarized jokes?  It’s probably in the archive
 
 
Did you hear about the two seeing eye dogs that went on a blind date?
 
In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.
 
It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road. 
 
What does a porcupine like to do when playing volleyball? Spike. 
 
A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath. 
 
When my cat lost her three male kittens, I had to call missing purr sons. 
 
The flock of doves decided to stage a coo 
 
Peacocks are meticulous because they show attention to de tail. 
 
Horses in the movies only have Bit parts.
 
When a new hive is done bees have a house swarming party. 
 
 
 
 
 
A test-tube baby has a womb with a view.
A diet is a weigh of life.
Firms keep going out of their way to give me credit. For that, I'm deeply indebted.
Confucius say he who crosses ocean twice without washing, dirty double crosser.
Donation: The homeland of that Pillsbury boy.
"I must discard the two of spades," Tom deduced.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
 
 
 
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