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VMC (Clubhouse)  Phone:  858 569-9119
  

Casino Night! 

 
 
Please join us for Casino Night on Friday, August 19, from 6:00-8:30 P.M. at the Portofino Clubhouse. Come play Blackjack, Texas Hold’em, Bingo and/or enjoy the camaraderie of other Village members. We’ll have door prizes and prizes for game winners. This is for Village members as well as guests (potential members).  Please R.S.V.P. by Tuesday, August 16. Space is limited so sign up early.  Please register on the Village Website or call the Village office. If you are interested in being a dealer, call Mike Sheehan.
 
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Care Committee Presentations:
 
Personal Safety & Security - Aug 16th, 12:30 to 2:00 pm
 
Pedestrian Safety                - Sep 14th, 12:30 to 2:00 pm
 
Both held at the VMC.  Space is limited.
 
Sign up on line or call the front desk.


Save the Date!

Time Dollar Fair!     Saturday, Nov. 5, 5:00 - 7:00 PM,
                                      Sunday, Nov. 6, 5:00 – 7:00 PM

Tierrasanta Concerts in the Park Series information
 
Steven Ybarra (Country & Pop) Saturday, August 27
Addicted 2 The Vibe (Bluegrass & Classic Rock) Saturday, September17
 
*NEW LOCATION*: De Portola Middle School Sports Field
ALL SHOWTIMES ARE:  6 PM - 9 PM
  Curious about where all the Village $$ go?
GOOD!! 
 
   See all the Financial Reports HERE
 
 Board Meeting Minutes are also available!

The Village Smiles Dept.

Like to contribute to Village Smiles?  Send an email to TVSD92124@gmail.com  We'll see if we can work it into the site!
 
Still at Hospital.... yesterday was not a good day.
I decided to go horseback riding something I haven't done in over 10 years. It turned out to be a big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slow but then we went a little faster and before I knew it we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop it just kept going around and around in a circle.

 
Thank goodness the store manager at Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the machine.
 
 
 
 

 

 

AS I AGE, I REALIZE THAT:
I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice. 

Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off. 

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work. 

The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." 

When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini-vacation. 

The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about. 

Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound! 

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he  would've  put them on my knees.  

 
      LIFE FROM THE SEAT OF A TRACTOR..
 

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered¦....not yelled.

Meanness don't just happen overnight.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.


It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles. 

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. 

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway. 

Don't judge folks by their relatives. 

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

Timin' has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. 

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. 

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Live simply, love generously, care deeply

 
 
 
 
 
Can’t quite remember one of our shamelessly
plagiarized jokes?  It’s probably in the archive
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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