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Join Older Adults in Tierrasanta for Activities,
Events and Comradery!
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Huntington Library and Botanical Gardens
Come and enjoy a trip
to San Marino to visit
the wonderful collection of the
Huntington Library and its beautiful botanical gardens. The Social Committee has arranged an all-day excursion in a private van to take us to this special spot.
Date: Monday, April 30, 2018
Time: 8:30 AM to 5:30 PM
Check the event flyer for all the details: Huntington Gardens Flyer
See what you are in for at the Huntington web site:
Huntington Gardens Home P
10th Anniversary Fundraiser
at Round Table Pizza
Come join us on Thursday, May 10, at Round Table Pizza for some scrumptious treats that raise money for our 10th Anniversary.
Bring the flyer when ordering. This offer is good ALL DAY for
dine-in or take-out. Round Table will donate 20% of the total bill to the Village on this day only so make it a pizza day for lunch and dinner!
Pizza Party Fund Raiser
Are you tired of high water bills?
With so little rain this year. . .
time to update your landscape?
Join the Social Committee on a trip to the Water Conservation Garden in El Cajon. To get some ideas about water wise landscapes, you will learn about plants, gardening, and the conservation of water.
Afterwards, we will enjoy a delicious lunch at the colorful Casa de Pico in Grossmont Center.
So, mark your calendar:
Monday, May 21, 2018
Meet at McDonalds at 9:30 AM to carpool
Cost: $5.00 to be paid at the gardens.
Water Conservation Party
TVSD Tenth Anniversary!
Funding Drive Progressing Well!
Village Historian Trish Newbill wants to remind everyone that plans are being formulated for celebrating the TVSD Tenth Anniversary, coming up in September 2018! Your input is being solicited for ideas on the best way to memorialize this milestone. Also very useful would be documents, photos and mementos related to the early days of the Village, and testimonials about just what the Village means to you.
Please contact Trish if you have any of the above to offer, or can help her put this project together!
Click Arrows to see funding progress!
Coming of Age Film Festival at the Museum of Photographic Arts in Balboa Park
This festival is San Diego’s only Film Festival dedicated to promoting, reinforcing and celebrating the process and power of Aging.
The five-film series will run weekly, Fridays April 27- May 25, 2018.
Doors open at 5:30pm for 6pm screenings.
To make the Festival as inclusive and accessible as possible, admission is free to all films in the series. Seating and Tickets are on a first come basis. Carpool on your own.
Friday, April 27th– The Red Turtle
Friday, May 4th– The Lovers
Friday, May 11th– The Secret of the Grain
Friday, May 18th– Embrace of the Serpent
Friday, May 25th– Firefly Dreams
Upcoming General Meetings:
2 Apr 3:00pm Annual Meeting
7 May 3:00pm
Village Board Activity:
TVSD Org Chart
TVSD MOVIE SCHEDULE:
13 Apr April Fools
27 Apr Atonement
San Diego Union Tribune
Published by the San Diego Union Tribune, the Eldercare Directory is a comprehensive publication that provides facts, advice, tips and resources to help you find answers to the questions that arise as we age.
This directory is currently available at the VMC, or can be obtained by following this link:
The Village Smiles Dept.
Like a good story? Try this>>> Funny Stories
Like to contribute to Village Smiles? Send an email to TVSD92124@gmail.com We'll see if we can work it into the site!
A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
The rest of the year went very smoothly
In an American history discussion group, the professor was trying to explain how society’s ideal of beauty changes with time. “For example,” he said, “take the 1921 Miss America. She stood five feet, one inch tall, weighed 108 pounds and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she’d do in today’s version of the contest?”
The class fell silent for a moment. Then one student piped up, “Not very well.”
“Why is that?” asked the professor.
“For one thing” the student pointed out, “She’d be about a hundred years old!”
Can’t quite remember one of our shamelessly
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”
He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?”
At this, a male student in the crowd inquired, “How much for a season pass?!”
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he protests.
“Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, and thank God for the good food we are about to eat.," says his father.
"Okay," stuttered the boy. I'll try. "Dear Lord, . . . Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come back again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry, and provide shelter for the homeless men, who use mom's room, when daddy is at work. AMEN"
Dinner was immediately canceled.